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Everyday life can turn extraordinary in an instant.

For Ewen “Useless” Euston, a swirling mandala on the oval, a mysterious carnival, or even a second-hand computer game can open gateways to worlds where children vanish, villages crumble, and alien threats rise.

Alongside loyal friends and faithful dogs, Useless must outwit kidnappers, overlords, clones, and even giant ants if he wants to bring everyone home.

Packed with humour, heart, and nail-biting twists, A Useless Series delivers fast-paced sci-fi adventures where ordinary kids take on impossible odds–and sometimes, saving the world is the only way to prove you’re not useless after all.

The school fete was supposed to be fun. But when Ewen “Useless” Euston goes looking for his twin sisters, he finds something much stranger than missing kids–he finds a trap.

Beneath the fairy tree lies a portal to a bizarre new world filled with hostile elves, trickster halflings, mermaids, pirates, and even a dragon king. Useless, Perry, Will, and a band of reckless younger siblings must survive capture, escape impossible traps, and unravel the sinister plan of intergalactic criminals who sell children like cargo.

Time is running out. Sixteen kids have been taken, the portal is unstable, and only one choice stands between freedom and being lost forever.

Perfect for readers who love fast-paced middle-grade adventures with sci-fi twists, Useless and the School Fete is full of danger, clever escapes, and unlikely heroes.